If I had something witty and clever to write here it would only be overshadowed by (I kid you not) THE GREATEST COMMERCIAL HUMANITY HAS EVER KNOWN. “MUSCLES!!!!!” “FLEX!” … and so on.
Archive for category: Humor
Whew, good stuff. Little kids getting “The Talk” will always be funny to me. You may remember Julia Sweeney from her run on Saturday Night Live with her most famous gender bending character, “Pat.” Well, she tells the story of how her daughter learned about sex and how it snowballed out of control.
I’m convinced more and more everyday that Jimmy Kimmel will not be remembered first and foremost for his stint as a late night talk show host, but rather for his continual efforts to torment kids for our entertainment. It’s either genius or… Nope, it’s genius. Enjoy. And you’re welcome. via buzzfeed
Guys, I’ve said it before and I’ll probably say it at least 20 more times, but “Call Me Maybe” is the summer jam of 2012. Sorry, Biebs. I really wanted it to be you,but Carly’s got ya. But wait, there’s more… For your viewing pleasure someone took the time to sift through hours of President Obama’s speeches and auto-tune his [...]
Ever wonder what kids think of dub-step? So, wait, you DON’T ask those kinds of questions? Anyways, maybe you have wondered what children think of the growing genre. I hope this video helps. via Vice
Emmelyn Roettger is Mensa’s newest member. If you’re like me (common folk) you probably have no idea what Mensa is. Mensa is the largest and oldest high IQ society in the world. Oh yeah, Emmelyn is 3 years old by the way. As you can imagine, people are losing their minds over this girl’s place in Mensa. But as Emmelyn [...]
Tracy Morgan’s gerbil Wheat Thins commercial. Buy more Wheat Thins! Or don’t! Whatever… France has a new president and his name is François Hollande. The socialist candidate beat incumbent Nicolas Sarkozy and is the first left-wing president in over 17 years. I like to think his victory was largely due to this campaign video. (via The Guardian) Not only was Saturday Cinco [...]
Back in 2007 student loan interest rates slowly dropped from 6.8% to 3.4% to lessen the burden for students taking out loans to help pay for education. This July they’re set to double back to the rate in 2007 of 6.8%. Both likely Republican Presidential nominee, Mitt Romney and President Obama agree that they wish to stop this hike in [...]
Someone in the world took the time to compile this information and put it in one manly infographic. We are forever in their debt. I can literally think of nothing else that would add to this masterpiece (I’m already wasting precious time that you could be reading this. For that, I’m sorry.), so without further ado, “A Ph.D in Beards.” [...]
“Oh. My. Gosh. All this news is INCREDIBLE!” – This cat First things first. JK Rowling announced on her website the title of her new book, The Casual Vacancy, along with a short description. This is her first book for adults. AND IT’S GOING TO BE AWESOME. (via jkrowling) Add “because you might run into A BEAR” to the list [...]