Arts, Culture, Fashion, Gastronomy, Humor, Music — January 19, 2012 11:12 am

This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things vol. 1

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I want to officially dub this post as the beginning of a new series I will call, “This is why we can’t have nice things” 

Basically, it will point out the, “Huh?” moments in life. I want to begin with a few of them here.

- You may or may not have heard from your really hippy type friends that soda is bad for you. Yellow-5 and carbonation gives you cancer…blah blah blah. But now, unfortunately they have proof. Apparently, Mountain Dew can melt a mouse. “Jelly-like substance” is the phrase of the day. If you are like me your mind immediately went to this when it should have gone to this. Right? gross.

- Let me ask you a question. Who is the greatest basketball player to ever touch a basketball? Duh, his Airness Michael Jordan. I want to be the first to say that it pains me to include MJ in a post like this because of such feats as these. But, genius’ often sacrifice something and clearly Jordan sacrificed an understanding of fashion.

- Watch this video, this is a nice thing.

http://vimeo.com/35055590

 

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