Culture, Current Events — July 5, 2012 8:01 am

San Diego’s Fireworks Go Off ALL AT ONCE

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Whoops.com/SanDiegoFireworks – AM I RIGHT, YOU GUYS?

Last night the good people of San Diego just wanted to celebrate America the best way we know how. With greasy food and loud explosions. Now, I can’t speak for the greasy food, but San Diego really came through with their fireworks display… sort of. Someone, who I imagine no longer has a job, accidentally set them  off all at once. Which, I mean if you watch the video is pretty awesome, but come on, we’re supposed to be professionals here. WHAT IS THIS? AMATEUR HOUR?!!! At the end of the video you can hear people literally losing their minds over the incredible 30-second show (which was supposed to be 18 minutes, btw). The clip ends, but in my head these people went from extremely excited to disappointed in probably another 30 seconds when they realized that was it.

But who knows, maybe it was supposed be a metaphor for something? Who can really say?

‘MERCUH, EVERYONE. ‘MERCUH.

via BuzzFeed

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