Culture, Humor — May 15, 2012 6:33 am

Baby Genius On Today Show Has To Go Potty… NOW!

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Emmelyn Roettger is Mensa’s newest member. If you’re like me (common folk) you probably have no idea what Mensa is. Mensa is the largest and oldest high IQ society in the world. Oh yeah, Emmelyn is 3 years old by the way. As you can imagine, people are losing their minds over this girl’s place in Mensa.

But as Emmelyn was featured on the Today Show she reminded us of one important thing: Emmelyn is 3 years old. AND SHE HAS TO GO POTTY. NOW!

You may be a smarter than most of us will ever be, Emmelyn, but you’re still potty training, which is as I always like to say, “the great equalizer.” That’s actually the first time I’ve ever said that.

via Videogum
featured image: Linda McCarthy / Visual Concepts ltd

 

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